The patient who threw up a couple of weeks ago strikes again...
She had decided herself that she wanted to be discharged against ALL recommendations. She just wasn't strong enough to go home alone. Turns out, we were right... the fire dept had to be called out
multiple times to help her get out of her wheelchair and into her bed. Can you imagine their excitement when they get called out to what they think is some sort of emergency and turns it it's just to help this person into bed? Again? I'm sure that wasn't what they were thinking they would be doing when they took this job.
Guess who showed back up in my schedule this morning. You got it. She's back.
I don't mean to sound mean. In fact, these posts are intended to make fun of myself for my crazy panics.
She started off with telling us she took a laxative and she thought she was dirty. After reluctantly checking her rear, I knew we were safe there. We start to work on moving her from her bed to her chair and she starts complaining of her stomach! Oh my nightmare, she's going to throw up again. My heart rate increases, and I'm giving myself a pep talk in my head, "you're gonna be ok, Lacy...this is not a big deal...thank goodness you're behind her supporting and not in front like that poor guy..."
Until she says the next thing, "They gave me that laxative. Do you have a sheet under me--I'm going to explode out behind soon."
My mental pep talk then turned into, "just breathe, Lacy, just breathe"
It made me start to wonder which was worse--holding a bucket while a stranger gets sick or being covered in explosive poo (that's not my 8 month old son's). Thankfully neither one happened today.